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night_star
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Registered: 06-25-2004 Location:
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posted on 06-25-2004 at 08:32 |
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Party theme- Naked Party
Naked Party
The human body is perhaps never so pure in it's elegance and beauty as it is when presented in the nude. It is beyond our faculties to understand why so many refuse to accept this absolute truth, cowering in fear when confronted with an individual sans fabric of any sort. Perhaps they simply haven't been introduced to the joys of nakedness in quite the right atmosphere. It is time that situation is rectified. Your authors have done all they can to foster a comfort zone of nudity within the confines of their own social circle. However, we simply can not do it alone. It is up to you, kindly reader. It is time for you to throw... a Naked Party.
The party itself is a rather simple affair. Imagine, if you will, a run of the mill gathering, a house warming party, a birthday celebration, in which each and every one of the guests is completely and unabashedly naked as jay birds. (What the hell does that mean?!) Once such visions are securely locked in your conscious, the party itself takes care of itself. Be up front with your guests. Explain to them the nature of the evening, soothing fears and stroking egos, and impress upon them the reality that all that is truly required of them is the unveiling of the flesh they so lovingly louffa in the shower each and every morning.
Guests should not come to the party in the buff, however. Those wishing to do so should be reminded of the difficulties one can encounter when completely naked and pulled to the side of the road for some traffic violation of some sort. The words party and bail do not tend to dance harmoniously together in the grand scheme of life. You should further not expect invitees to disrobe immediately upon entering your home. Ease into things. Phrases like "lets see that schlong, Brad" or "time to finally get a peek at that hairy bush of yours, eh' Janice" tend to be less than effective. Play the proper host. Hand out beverages, engage in small talk, and wait until the time is right. Twenty minutes will do. Then, simply exclaim "let's see some tan lines!!!", and your party has begun. Who knows, if you play your cards right, you just may find yourself with a "Get Laid Party" on your hands. Which is, quite rightly, the whole fucking point, now isn't it. Well, isn't it?
Games: Twister fits in nicely at a Naked Party. Monopoly is not allowed at such a gathering.
Music: Good music with a fast beat is essential to get those body parts moving.
Underwear: Ah hell, don't even bother.
Drink: Strong alcohol is suggested.
:cool::cool::cool::D:P
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